Joe Rogan 5’8”

I bet a lot of UGers can relate to being women sized 5’6” and below.

https://youtu.be/Y49MadyyDys

Rogan is probably 5’6" barefoot

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I’m 5’11” but I’m also gay so it cancels out.

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Jesus was 5’5

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Eh I’m 5’6” and the only benefit is life is cheaper. Clothes are cheaper and I eat for way less. Tough getting on the rides at Six Flags though

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Rogan is such a manly beast that he needs TRT.

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Mounted or unmounted

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Brutal haha

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Oh no u didn’t

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As a Christian man I find that joke VERY… hilarious!!!

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Do you know why Baptist girls love Jesus?

They heard he was hung like this spread arms out to sides

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I think that one is probably better said in person. Still good one though

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Not the Jesus I went to HS with. He was much shorter.

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Why is it still socially acceptable to make fun of somebody that someone can do nothing about?

Can’t make fun of skin, or shape of the eyes, but can make fun of height.

It is a serious problem, especially in the modern world where you are not just competing with your local social group, but the whole world.

Not everyone can look like this:

Once genetic engineering floodgates open, height will be the first thing people will pay for.

We’re just joking, small fry.

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Found the stumpy guy

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If Joe Rogan is 5’8" then my hog is a full 6 inches.

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It’s not funny dude. There is real discrimination towards shorter people. And it’s becoming more and more important.

5’11" - 6’ is short nowadays
6’1" - 6’2" is average
6’3"-6’5" is tall

My justification of why I like being short. Makes my dick look bigger when I’m naked

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You just made all if that up and posted it as if it were fact.

Is this what the internet has come to?

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