10 best JCVD quotes

GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0

GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0

GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0

GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0


What else can I say, he had that Fire Down Below.

Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0


What else can I say, he had that Fire Down Below.

Definitely. I bet just the look in his eyes left his opponent Half Past Dead Phone Post 3.0

TFK_Fanboy - Y'all are fucking clever Phone Post 3.0
Nah, we're just members of Steven's fan club. Commonly referred to as 'Attack Force'. Phone Post 3.0

Frobenius -
Frobenius - Why had no one posted the fedor gift yet? Phone Post 3.0
*gif Phone Post 3.0
Oh it's a gift, all right. A beautiful gift to the Internet and everyone on it. Phone Post 3.0

Are we sure his name isn't Jaden Claude Van Damme Phone Post 3.0

. Phone Post 3.0

GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0


What else can I say, he had that Fire Down Below.

Definitely. I bet just the look in his eyes left his opponent Half Past Dead Phone Post 3.0


That's what happens when you fight under siege in dark territory. 

Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0


What else can I say, he had that Fire Down Below.

Definitely. I bet just the look in his eyes left his opponent Half Past Dead Phone Post 3.0


That's what happens when you fight under siege in dark territory. 

He truly is A Dangerous Man. I've heard that he is quick to flip the Kill Switch. Phone Post 3.0

GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0


What else can I say, he had that Fire Down Below.

Definitely. I bet just the look in his eyes left his opponent Half Past Dead Phone Post 3.0


That's what happens when you fight under siege in dark territory. 

He truly is A Dangerous Man. I've heard that he is quick to flip the Kill Switch. Phone Post 3.0


Yes he is, as a matter of fact, his favored weapon is a Machete. They call him the Glimmer Man, because when he's coming after you, the last thing you'll ever see is that glint of his machete. 

GiarcDrofwarc -
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0


What else can I say, he had that Fire Down Below.

Definitely. I bet just the look in his eyes left his opponent Half Past Dead Phone Post 3.0


That's what happens when you fight under siege in dark territory. 

He truly is A Dangerous Man. I've heard that he is quick to flip the Kill Switch. Phone Post 3.0
Almost, like a Cyborg? Phone Post 3.0

WuDaddy - 
GiarcDrofwarc -
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0


What else can I say, he had that Fire Down Below.

Definitely. I bet just the look in his eyes left his opponent Half Past Dead Phone Post 3.0


That's what happens when you fight under siege in dark territory. 

He truly is A Dangerous Man. I've heard that he is quick to flip the Kill Switch. Phone Post 3.0
Almost, like a Cyborg? Phone Post 3.0


Almost like a a Mercenary for Justice

Uhtred Ragnarson -
WuDaddy - 
GiarcDrofwarc -
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.

There is only one word to describe how it feels to win a major fight, especially on Russian soil - Absolution Phone Post 3.0


What else can I say, he had that Fire Down Below.

Definitely. I bet just the look in his eyes left his opponent Half Past Dead Phone Post 3.0


That's what happens when you fight under siege in dark territory. 

He truly is A Dangerous Man. I've heard that he is quick to flip the Kill Switch. Phone Post 3.0
Almost, like a Cyborg? Phone Post 3.0


Almost like a a Mercenary for Justice

Yep. He was definitely Born to Kill. Phone Post 3.0

GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0

Who's winning?

The fans.

Uhtred Ragnarson - 
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - 
Uhtred Ragnarson -
GiarcDrofwarc - Jesus Christ these are ridiculous. It's like him and Steven Seagal have had a secret on-going contest for the last 30 years to see who can be the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth.

Not sure who is winning, but it is entertaining. Phone Post 3.0


Didn't Seagal have some fake fight in Russia recently?

Lol, I have no idea. But I guess it wouldn't surprise me. Was he hard to kill, or marked for death? Phone Post 3.0


He was acting like he was Above the Law, so to speak. 

He was out for justice IMO Phone Post 3.0


It was as if his mind was Under Siege.

The fight was in Russia? They were On Deadly Ground... Phone Post 3.0


Only The Patriot would fight on Russian Soil, god bless him.

I didn't see the fight, were there any Exit Wounds? Phone Post 3.0


No, he made an executive decision to not get hit.


Van Dammae is a hard target to hit.