10 foot python slithers up toilet, bites penis

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/05/26/thai-man-attacked-by-snake-that-slithered-up-through-his-toilet.html?intcmp=hplnws

Why not cut the head off?

I thought all Thai fella had machetes lying around?

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Sorry about that.  I was taking a piss in the bathroom next door and wasn't paying attention.  Next thing I know, my Python is snaking through the pipes marking its territory.  Sh!t happens when you OG like I do.

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The stuff nightmares are made of. Phone Post 3.0

That must be the cleanest bathroom in Bangkok Phone Post 3.0

When I was younger, a snake slithered up the piped and into my grandma's bathtub.

 

The house was in rural NE Tennessee.

He must have been trying to take a shit on that porcelain squatter. Phone Post 3.0