OP is a semen thief.
Ummm...in? 
In for ways to use this s to get my wife to blow me more often
Not surprised Heather Locklear partakes in the moisturizer treatment.
Lol...now taking loads on her face, is you applying anti-aging cream ;)
My wife saw a show on TV saying how good cum on the face is. She wanted to start bottling it. For a couple of days every time I was about to cum in her she would pull out the container and have me shoot in it (instead of inside of her).
After a few days I asked her if she was using my magic cream and she said she gagged from the smell and only used it once or twice.
I'm going to try to see if she would prefer fresh squeezed rather than bottling it.
Mine smells like bleach and stains clothes.
That is all I have to contribute here
I am going to start my own day spa which women could get hot fresh semen treatments!! Id make a killing. I wouldn't even have to pay my employees. They'd be happy to shoot gooey loads on womens faces
Lol nice