1st time to Cancun.... any tips?

Me and 2 buddies are going to Cancun Oct 31st for a week. We have never been to Mexico. Going to be there for Halloween and The Day of the Dead festival. Staying at the Riu Palace, looks like a pretty decent place...... all inclusive.

Any tips or suggestions?? Thanks! Phone Post 3.0

I stayed there before . So much fun. I dream of it and in my dream I always work my way to the pool bar. There's a guy who hangs outside the liquor store in front of the hotel and his name is "homie" , he's from LA and hiding the cause he murdered someone, go to him for hookers . Don't pee in public . Have sex Phone Post 3.0

Go to Coco Bongo.You probably won't remember what you did there but you'll have a lot of fun at the time.

Also some parts of Cancun don't have drains in the street so when it rains it all just builds up and looks like the place is flooded.I was baffled how no one could have thought of this. Phone Post 3.0

Nothing is free. Cops will rob you. Wear a rubber. The weed sucks. Phone Post 3.0

Drink all of the water. Phone Post 3.0

If you go to Señor Frog's, do NOT strip naked, streak through the nightclub, climb the ladder to the slide and slide away from the bouncers into the sea thinking you got away with it. They have your pants and wallet inside the club, dipshit.
 
All hypothetical, of course.

You will get beheaded by a cartel. Be careful Phone Post 3.0

Stayed there myself. Nice place. I recommend the deep sea fishing and the snorkeling tour. It costs extra but well worth it. You can book it through the hotel. Also, since you are staying at a Palace resort, hop a shuttle and check out Mom Palace for a day. Pretty cool place. Phone Post 3.0

Moon, not mom. Phone Post 3.0

beerbelly - Stayed there myself. Nice place. I recommend the deep sea fishing and the snorkeling tour. It costs extra but well worth it. You can book it through the hotel. Also, since you are staying at a Palace resort, hop a shuttle and check out Mom Palace for a day. Pretty cool place. Phone Post 3.0
The moon palace is pretty cool. I've stayed there several time. The beach sucks there, but the pool is awesome.

They frown upon cannonballs off the bridge. And don't shoot arrows over the targets and into the jungle. They don't like that either. FYI.

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You picked a good spot. I stayed at the Riu Palace with a bunch of friends when we went out. The only thing that sucks is everyone has to wear wristbands according to the resort you stay at. So, if you want to bring a hussy back to your room from a different hotel, or vice versa, then the staff will not allow it. Unless you pay them off! I actually got a girl to buy mine when she brought me back to hers.

Anyways, you can try to sneak around and accomplish your mission. Other than that, as others have mentioned... Coco Bongo is a great place. Also, check out La Boom, Daddy Rock, Senior Frogs, etc... I was there in 2003 so I'm sure there are other clubs that have popped up on the scene.

Don't get caught pissing in public either or you'll pay! A buddy of mine got caught and they said $100 or go to jail. Phone Post 3.0

FOAM PARTY

I second don't piss in public, I think the cops spend all night hiding in the bushes busting people because I've never herd of anybody getting away with it.

coco bongo, foam party, etc....

how old are you guys, just curious

 

im jaded bc ive been going to cancun with my family since the late 80s....

coco bongo, senor frogs, foam parties were the best things ever, when we were like 14 or 15

 

when we returned during my 20s, i felt like a nasty old man going to those places

 

now of course if that is your thing, it hsould be fun

wear a rubber.



















lol who am I kidding - bareback them hoes!!

Pretty much right across the street from the RIU, theres a no prescription pharmacy for whatever you need. Then if you go down the alley there is a whorehouse. They give you a menu of what the girls do or 2 girls, while youre looking through the menu they all come up and kiss you until you pick one. Then you go to a room with a porno on and a hottub. Check it out.

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ryans -

If you go to Señor Frog's, do NOT strip naked, streak through the nightclub, climb the ladder to the slide and slide away from the bouncers into the sea thinking you got away with it. They have your pants and wallet inside the club, dipshit.


 


All hypothetical, of course.
Lmao Ryans that's hilarious. Vtfu

We are all between 30-35 for age but still party hard. Glad we picked this place over the grand oasis from the sounds of it.

Thanks for the tips/stories. I can't wait to get down there and fuckin rage.

Being in Mexico, can't believe nobody said donkey show! Lol Phone Post 3.0

SaskBushido - 
ryans -

If you go to Señor Frog's, do NOT strip naked, streak through the nightclub, climb the ladder to the slide and slide away from the bouncers into the sea thinking you got away with it. They have your pants and wallet inside the club, dipshit.


 


All hypothetical, of course.
Lmao Ryans that's hilarious. Vtfu

We are all between 30-35 for age but still party hard. Glad we picked this place over the grand oasis from the sounds of it.

Thanks for the tips/stories. I can't wait to get down there and fuckin rage.

Being in Mexico, can't believe nobody said donkey show! Lol Phone Post 3.0


if you guys are party animals, then you should have fun there



 



im your age range and Cancun is the last place i would want to go...im also married with kids



im not sure how the place is in october and november, but in the summers its filled with high school aged drunk kids at all the places people mentioned



like i said before, even at age 24 i felt so damn old being there



 

Make sure you take a day trip to Tulum and see the ruins. Also check out the (flea) market nearby and haggle with the Mexicans for cheap shit.

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Fucktons of Pepto tablets.

Even though you think you are avoiding the water...you aren't. If you don't have the Pepto...prepare for ass-plosions.