With the Olympics winding up I'd be interested in hearing about your Olympic high and lowlights.
Something that was seared onto my brain was during the men's 10m platform diving aired yesterday. Some Aussie guy obviously forgot his toggs and borrowed his kid brother's speedos: size 2 (kids) that proved that the AIS has finally developed a sports supplement that blocks pubic hair growth and, after seeing the size of the coin-slot exposed, explains the Aussie Dollar on the bottom of the pool. My wife commented that he should have been awarded extra degree of difficulty points for getting into those "instruments of torture" in the first place - only after a gender test that is.
Come, share some of those Olypmic Magic Moments with the forum...
"Low: That scum bucket tackling the leader of the marathon race, death
would be too good for him."
yeah man that was pretty shitful. I heard on the news this morning that
the guy is an irish priest and a couple of years ago he stepped out on
the tracks during a car race event. He's trying to get the message
across that the second coming of christ is nigh .. or some shit like that.
You mean there were highlights? You're having me on!
On a more serious note, the rhythmic gymnastics and women's beach volleyball were my highlights. As well as that Aussie BLOODY HERO that had to get some hell good score for a bronze and scored 3 perfect tens! over like, 90 he got. Silver medal! Fucking legend. (pardon my french)