5 ways to spot a noob

  1. They equate Chael Sonnen fans to wwe fans

    2. When a Dan Henderson fight is announced they instantly assume that Hendo has "no chance"

    3. Due to them not being around for pride, strikeforce etc.. they actually think that Bellator is a legit threat to the UFC

    4. They're part of the anti TRT beta squad

    5. They legitimately believe that ronda rousey would beat floyd mayweather in a fight

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Pronouncing a fighters name is a good benchmark. My girlfriend was trying to read the schedule last night...
'Nelson vs ........ Nogweria?'
'No-ger-uh'
'Browne vs ..... Word-dumb?'
'Ver-doom'
'Jones vs Tex-er-ria?'
Had some guy go on and on about what an Elijah Hill fan he was before I realized he meant Uriah Hall


I don't think being anti-TRT or viewing it as cheating qualifies as being a noob. If anything, a noob would be someone who doesn't understand the performance enhancement it brings. If allowing someone to boost up their levels due to older age, then shouldn't everything be allowed? If someone has less red blood cells or their cardio drops with age, should be they be allowed to use EPO to bring it back up? Obviously levels of IGF and growth hormone drop with age, so should older people be allowed to use those drugs to bring up their levels? If they are feeling tired or run down before an event, should they be allowed stimulants to be as equally amped up as their opponent?

But I'll agree with you on most of those!

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holding on to a headlock for no real reason.

alley - Joined the UG on or after 12/30/09
6. Posts join dates to mask their inadequate mma knowledge Phone Post 3.0

Phrases that are dead giveaways:

 

"I have been a long time lurker" (3 day old join date) followed by a retarded post

"I have been watching since UFC 1" followed by an observation on MMA fit for Sherdog

"Who is Jeremy Horn?"

"Thank you DantheWolfman for interjecting this thread with your superior knowledge,  relevant information and above all, your HUMILITY"

 

alley - Joined the UG on or after 12/30/09


I take offence to that. I've been a long time lurker on here. In fact, I have been on here since the night after I saw UFC 1 live. Jeremy Horn vs Dan Wolfman was my favorite fight on that card.

alley - Joined the UG on or after 12/30/09
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  1. They have a ill concealed erection whenever a fighter takes his shirt off to enter the cage (we have learned to control or cleverly cover up ours.... At least I have)

    jacks furiously

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Letibleu - 
alley - Joined the UG on or after 12/30/09


I take offence to that. I've been a long time lurker on here. In fact, I have been on here since the night after I saw UFC 1 live. Jeremy Horn vs Dan Wolfman was my favorite fight on that card.



LOLz. 



 



Didn't you also catch Teila's tooth?

Morgz -
Letibleu - 
alley - Joined the UG on or after 12/30/09


I take offence to that. I've been a long time lurker on here. In fact, I have been on here since the night after I saw UFC 1 live. Jeremy Horn vs Dan Wolfman was my favorite fight on that card.



LOLz. 



 



Didn't you also catch Teila's tooth?

No I did

I was there with him I just lurked here while I saved up enough doe to buy the app Phone Post 3.0

Fuck....had a feeling i was a noob Phone Post 3.0

teamquestnorth -
alley - Joined the UG on or after 12/30/09
6. Posts join dates to mask their inadequate mma knowledge Phone Post 3.0
Its true



I do this all the time. One guy called me racist for it yesterday Phone Post 3.0

WeidmanBrokeTheLEGend - 
Morgz -
Letibleu - 
alley - Joined the UG on or after 12/30/09


I take offence to that. I've been a long time lurker on here. In fact, I have been on here since the night after I saw UFC 1 live. Jeremy Horn vs Dan Wolfman was my favorite fight on that card.



LOLz. 



 



Didn't you also catch Teila's tooth?

No I did

I was there with him I just lurked here while I saved up enough doe to buy the app Phone Post 3.0


I am just thankfull that Dana White and the Fertitas invented the UFC.

Lol at OP making this thread. Pretentious douche bag. Phone Post 3.0

"2. When a Dan Henderson fight is announced they instantly assume that Hendo has "no chance" "


Well tbh, Its been years since Hendo has been able to beat anyone buy Shogun,who has a losing UFC record.

WeidmanBrokeTheLEGend - 
teamquestnorth -
alley - Joined the UG on or after 12/30/09
6. Posts join dates to mask their inadequate mma knowledge Phone Post 3.0
Its true



I do this all the time. One guy called me racist for it yesterday Phone Post 3.0


I am friends with colored people on here. I have black friends...



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



and blue friends, green friends and even a red friend.

Pitbull3744 -
Hector Lombard - You make me Laugh. I joined UG today! I don't give a fuck.You must live a miserbale life, you act like being a longtime UG member is an actual achievement in life. Get a job, get a girl, and go outside for once.


Your SN will prevent me from ever saying anything negative to you lol

This Phone Post 3.0

Hector Lombard - You make me Laugh. I joined UG today! I don't give a fuck.You must live a miserbale life, you act like being a longtime UG member is an actual achievement in life. Get a job, get a girl, and go outside for once.


get this man a green name!