6 foot 2 and rude as hell

"I gotta get him in the ground before he starts to smell"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko

So I kissed him up side the head with an aluminum baseball bat

"The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears"

MY NAME IS MUD!!!

"But call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told"

Or were it years 

"I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest cept' I haven't earned a dime in several months"