A) I think Assault&Battery is a troll who sucks the members of this board in with his comments... getting some perverse satisfaction by causing frustration in others.
B) I think A&B is a disturbed individual who deserves an entire issue of Psychology Today devoted to his diagnosis.
Normally I would make this an A or B test, but in the sense of fairness, I add (fill in the blank)...
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I think too many people spend too much time on Mr. A&B on this forum. Personally I don't find his threads particularly interesting so I choose to ignore them.
I've been lurking on this forum for years. Over the last couple of years, A&B has provided me with a lot of amusement. As for the poll, I'm going to have to go with:
C) One of those powderpuffs who join a gym and go through the motions just so they can say that they practice xyz martial art and now is now a "trained killer."
Everyone has seen plenty of these idiots. They never train hard and just get in the way of everyone else.
I must be in a strange mood to choose this thread as my first post. Maybe I'm just pissed that Clemens has given up three runs in two innings.