A father walks into a pharmacy

Tells the pharmacist he’s there to pickup his 11 year old daughters birth control. The pharmacist shocked, asked your 11 year old daughter is sexually active? Father responds no, most of the time she just lays there and cries.

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That’s fucked up. Will be in my repertoire for sure

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Good, why don’t you ever see a gay guy in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can’t become a vegetable 

Steppappyjosh -

In for later.

Whats your address?

I’m a topper, charge for my services, and do not perform them at my address, u choose location 

a joke for you: what’s the difference in a refrigerator and you? A refrigerator doesn’t fart when I pull my meat out 

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Brianmx234 -

Tells the pharmacist he’s there to pickup his 11 year old daughters birth control. The pharmacist shocked, asked your 11 year old daughter is sexually active? Father responds no, most of the time she just lays there and cries.

It's supposed to be "no she just lays there like her mother"

Man walks into a hotel with his wife and two teenage sons and asks front desk worker if porn is disabled there, front desk worker responds no the porn is regular you sick fuck.

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Sub

What do you do after you rape a blind and deaf girl?

Cut off her hands so she cant tell her mother.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door 

In ti remember some of these when sober 

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Me: Can I smell your pussy? 

Stripper: No!

Me: Must be your feet.

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The driver replies “You know, I have been asked that question many times and in many ways. But never before in the past pluperfect subjunctive.”

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Brianmx234 -

Tells the pharmacist he’s there to pickup his 11 year old daughters birth control. The pharmacist shocked, asked your 11 year old daughter is sexually active? Father responds no, most of the time she just lays there and cries.

It's supposed to be "no she just lays there like her mother"

That's how I've always heard it said as well