A joke

A elderly woman patted her son on his shoulder and said, "Son, I just don't think you have what it takes to be a mime."

The son said, 'Was it something I said?'

The mother said, 'Yes.' Phone Post 3.0

Never hire a children's clown named "Molesto". Phone Post 3.0

How so you console the parents of a comatose gay OGer?

By telling them that their son was a fruit, now he's a vegetable, but at least he's still in the produce section. Phone Post 3.0