A little humor to ease tensions on the OG!

Drink your juice, Otis!


Mr Campbell! You behave yourself sir! This is a family friendly thread.

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What do a gay guy with a slingshot and tiger with no tail have in common?

Don’t answer that guys!

Listen you little hoodlums i’m getting real tired of your vulgar antics and misbehavior!

Stop trying to ruin my thread.


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Why are there no casinos in Africa?

. Because there are too many cheetahs.


Why don’t black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.


Tyrone’ s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
“The teacher told us to say our abc’ s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that.”
Mom says “cause u black and they white.”
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
“What’s wrong today Tyrone” his mother ask.
Tyrone said “teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that.”
Mom says “cause u black and they white.”
Next day he comes home smiling.
“What happened today Tyrone?”
Tyrone says mama “we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I’m black and they white.”
Mama says “no Tyrone it’s cause u 17 and they 6.”


I’m so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs…some of them make Slurpees.

What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.


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JD, I’m going to have to ask you to leave this thread.

I didn’t want to do it but you brought it on yourself.

The good news is you WILL be welcome in my stamp collection thread I’m preparing. You know the interesting things about stamps is twofold…

Tune into my later thread to find out why!

People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they’re embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they’re about to commit a crime.

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Humor is the Best Medicine

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Little Tommy came home from school one day and began his homework. One of his assignments was to learn and describe the difference between “Hypothetical” and “Realistic”.

So Tommy goes to his dad and asks him if he can help. The Dad agrees, and tells him to go ask his Mother if she’d sleep with a random guy for 1 million dollars.

Tommy goes and asks his mom if she would, and after thinking about it for a few seconds, she states that she would. Tommy returns to his father and tells him how his Mother answered. Dad nods, then tells Tommy to go ask his sister the same question.

So Tommy goes to his sister and asks her the question, to which she also responds that Yes, she would.

Tommy returns to his Dad again and tells him that his sister also said she would, but adds that he’s not sure how this is helping him with his homework.

His Dad then leans in, and tells Tommy, “Ok, so Hypothetically we’ve got 2 million dollars, but Realistically, we’re just living with a couple whores.”


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an old Native American Indian woman told me this story:

on the weekend an Indian man would go into town and get drunk at the saloon like most other men did.

when it came time to urinate and if he were out in the street walking, then he would just urinate on the side of some building.

the sheriff would arrest him for public urination and drunkenness and he would spend the night in jail, pay his fine in court the next day and be on his way until the next weekend

one morning when he went to pay the judge he gave double the fee and the judge asked him “Jo, what’s this for, you gave me too much”…and Jo replied: “That’s for next time” :smile:

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Do you know the differenCe between jelly and jam?

I can’t jelly my cock in your mom’s ass.

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