A little UFC joke. What do you call dfw when...

Underground
1

Here's a little UFC joke I came up with.

What do you call Dana White after he makes a bad prediction?










Dana Wrong.

2

Ok that was a warmup. Here's another:

What do you call Shane Del Rosario when he's having transportation problems?

3

I'd rather watch jeff dunham good god Phone Post

4

Dane Cook is that you?

5

I give up. What do you call Shane Del Rosario when he's having transportation problems? Phone Post

6

Ok slow start, the answer to the second was Shane Car - win. Car/transportation. Anyone else wanna give it a shot?

7

Pauly Shore has a UG account? Phone Post

8

Good thread.

What do you call Shane Del Rosario when he's having transportation problems?

9

omg, stop

10

Not UFC or even mma related, but:

What do you call Mohammed Ali when he has gas?

Gaseous Clay Phone Post

11

What do you call Brock Lesnar?

12

dear god i hope these jokes never stop!

13

Ban.

14
greco yeoman - Here's a little UFC joke I came up with.

What do you call Dana White after he makes a bad prediction?






Wong, IMO



Dana Wrong.
15

TTT Phone Post

16

Phisher - I love lamp.



 

17

These are pretty funny in a really bad joke kind of way, haha. Props to the people that posted them so far. Phone Post

18

Q.what is Frank Shamrock's favorite type of sandwich?

A. Baloney....Phil Baloney

19

What is igor vochanchyn favorite soft drink....?

Give up?

Its fukin virgins blood, so keep your daughters and wives away or he will rise at the summers moon!

And I said wives cuz crocop's kick hurt him just a bit, so his sense of smell is off..


I love lamb Phone Post

20

I've been trying to come up with a Yakov Smirnoff-style Fedor joke for the last ten minutes.