My best buddy and godfather to my two kids met me at the gym today for a quick workout. He has no kids and just got a puppy with his girlfriend. The following conversation ensued.
Buddy - This puppy is killling me. It's like having a kid.
Me - No shit, where's this puppy at?
Buddy - At home.
Me - Who's looking after it?
Buddy - Nobody, why?
Me - Think about it bro.
Buddy - Oh yeah, my bad.