About to take Viagra for the first time

So I'm going to take some Viagra (or rather, a generic version) for the first time. I'm not intending to fuck tonight, but I recently met a girl and I want to be prepared. I'm 29, and don't have any penis problems (yet), however I like to drink and do blow, and anybody who has done blow knows that it inhibits spicy hot boners.

I live in Mexico, so getting the drug was easy as they sell it on every corner. I'm going to do 1/4th of the tablet tonight, just as a tester. I've read, on this forum and other places, that Viagra can cause headaches at the minimum and heart attacks at the maximum, so that is why I'm only taking 1/4th (25mg of a 100mg tab).

Well, it's 10:25 now, so I'll fill you guys in on what the fuck happens, if anything. I was given some Cialis before, but I'm pretty sure it was bunk as it didn't do anything to me at all. I was given a fistful of it for free by a drug dealer, so I don't doubt that it was placebo that he was just trying to get rid of.

Stay tuned, boners ahoy!

http://i.imgur.com/qKTCYuD.jpg

Send some my way. My wife deserves a pounding. Phone Post 3.0

If an erection persists for more than 4 hours, consult your Health care professional. Phone Post 3.0

I'll send you some Viagra if you send me your wife :)

ChristopherMoltisanti - If an erection persists for more than 4 hours, consult your Health care professional. Phone Post 3.0

I don't think Paco on the corner is going to do much more than try to sell me more Viagra.

Too bad it hasn't really caught on as a street drug in the US. $300 prescriptions?! Pah!

I laughed out loud at the thought of somebody choosing to live in Mexico. Phone Post 3.0

IDOHARM - I laughed out loud at the thought of somebody choosing to live in Mexico. Phone Post 3.0

Don't you work on the rigs in the north? I'm Canadian too. I moved to Mexico to become a FlyBoard instructor. I live in Cabo and spend my days on a boat on the main beach, perving on hot girls, driving jet skis, flying through the air, and helping customers to learn to FlyBoard. If you saw my life, chances are you would be jealous.

ChristopherMoltisanti - If an erection persists for more than 4 hours, consult your Health care professional. Phone Post 3.0
Or call more ladies. Phone Post 3.0

Liquid Cialis no can defen Phone Post 3.0

Does it make you last longer too? Don't need it yet, but intrigued by the idea of dick steroids.

No Spanish fly available? Phone Post 3.0

Where do you live in Mexico? You working? Did you ever get video of your fight? Phone Post 3.0

Get ready to see the blue tint.

Time it about 30 minutes or so before go time.

Cialis is better imo, if you can find legit stuff.

TexDeuce - Where do you live in Mexico? You working? Did you ever get video of your fight? Phone Post 3.0

Hey Tex. I moved to Cabo this summer. I'm a FlyBoard instructor.

The night before the trial, the dude pleaded guilty. Apparently it is a common tactic to wait until the last minute and then strike a deal, so I didn't have to testify. I moved to Mexico a week later, and was just too busy to find the security guard and get the video. He was supposed to testify, too, so I was intending to talk to him at the courthouse, but the trial didn't happen, and I left shortly afterwards.

Sorry guys about that, but maybe you you'll be happy to know that I'm no longer stacking boxes in a brewery warehouse and fighting street bums on my lunch break and am instead living in paradise doing drugs and flyboarding.

No boner yet, but I did just rip out the coin insertion mechanism of the dryer I'm doing my laundry in. Instead of my dick maybe it went to my biceps.

The fuck is fly boarding? Sounds awesome. Phone Post 3.0

TexDeuce - Where do you live in Mexico? You working? Did you ever get video of your fight? Phone Post 3.0

Here's kind of a funny coincidence, though. A couple weeks before the trial, I was going through some tough times. My life kind of sucked, and I didn't talk to anyone or leave my apartment for about ten days.

So, my family and work called the cops to come check on me. And who showed up? The officer that was first on the scene of my fight. When I answered the door, we were both like "Oh hey! I know you!". He helped me out a lot and got me some mental health care.

While we were in the waiting room of the hospital we were talking and he said to me "So, are you coming to the trial next week? I've been summoned, too. Also, the dude told me you kneed him in the fucking head and then choked him. Don't worry though, the guy's a punk and deserved it, you've got nothing to worry about."

LOL, I like that cop.

TopGrinder - So u gonna drink hard and take blow yet u r worried about taking a quarter pill of Viagra. Do u really realize what u r saying? Phone Post 3.0

Yes, I know what I'm saying. I've done lots of drinking and blow for over ten years. Viagra, this is my first time. Always start small with drugs.

This is FlyBoarding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Bm3cs9TFo