Abyss still has a job?

 and actually gets airtime for promos.  Fucking terrible.  Dude is a Mankind wannabe (the Mankind nobody gave a shit about, not the face one) but fatter, slower, and with less talent.



Pretty bad.  Unlike some here, I have seen TNA live.  He is actually fatter, slower, and more pathetic live.  No reason to keep that guy on your roster.http://www.perfect-icons.com/stock-icons/small-phone40.gif

Always thought abyss was the poor mans Kane! LOL Phone Post

 dude can't even work.  He is big, fat, and slow.  Doubt he has any fans.http://www.perfect-icons.com/stock-icons/small-phone40.gif

Yep. He sucks

I liked him when he was "the monster" and would come out and wreck people, but the absolute worst mistake they ever made was putting a mic in front of him.

He's been horrid ever since.

 KaneKind

He's a big man who is not really THAT big.

FCFBlazer - Always thought abyss was the poor mans Kane! LOL <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


I always thought he was a poor man's amalgamation of Mankind and Kane. Alot of the early TNA roster were blatant WWE rip-offs. Cheeks anyone?

While we're at fat TNA douches...I never liked Samao Joe.

Vince knows how to use the Samaons to make them look legitimately bad ass.

Haku
Barbarian
Fatu
Samu
Snuka
etc

ArtWanderlei -  dude can't even work.  He is big, fat, and slow.  Doubt he has any fans.http://www.perfect-icons.com/stock-icons/small-phone40.gif

Sounds more like a poor man's Samoa Joe. Or just.....Samoa Joe. Phone Post

Chuck@NY - While we're at fat TNA douches...I never liked Samao Joe.



 LMAO, but yeah I agree.http://www.perfect-icons.com/stock-icons/small-phone40.gif

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