Frat/Story
In 1992 I was 18 and had my first girlfriend who I was banging on the reg.
I was a cocky little bastard who thought I had my horizontal game locked up tight. Wrong!
I was still into everything glam metal and decided to make a fuck tape for me and my girl. I dropped every hair metal ballad on that bitch and still believe it to be one of the finest bone tapes to ever be assembled.
My parents were on vacation and my girl stayed over for the weekend. I was stoked to roll that mixed tape as no girl could resist the sweet panty jams of White Lion, Jovi, Cinderella, Warrant, Poison, Tesla and others.
We snuck into my parents liquor cabinet and got our wizzle on before retiring to my waterbed. That's right fuckers - an old school waterbed.
I reached over to my Sony ghetto blaster with the preloaded jam tunes and pushed play. I was convinced my game was on point and was a certified teenage swordsman. I was pulling off moves and talking shit that I later learned was way over my head. The A side finished and I smoothly popped it out and over the B side and pressed play.
I remembered at the time that the B side never played but I was into the action and wasn't about to try and figure it out.
About a week later I took the tape out to my car. I picked my buddy Dustin up for a baseball practice while the A side of the tape rolled. After practice and on the way home my Pioneer Supertuner automatically switched over to the B side. All I could hear was a tinny open air sound and remembered that the B side was fucked up when I was banging out the weekend before.
Before I could figure out what the problem was my voice was all over my cars 6 x 9 speakers talking shit to my girl. I shot my arm out for the eject button as the most ridiculous shit ever uttered to a girl during sex filled my 78 Trans Am. 
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So, did it get Dustin in the mood?
I imagine it's pretty awkward to smash some teen pussy while "When The Children Cry" is playing.
I managed to grab the tape as it computed I had pressed record instead of play that night while crushingly girl.
My buddy and I fought over that thing and I nearly crashed the car. My entire reputation hung in the balance and we ended up breaking the cassette while my buddy laughed his ass off at my idiocy. I pulled as much of that ribbon out as I could and rendered it useless.
I can't remember exactly what came out of my drunken teenage yap but it was horrifying. It was so bad that I can't figure out how I thought I could or should have said it. It was the stuff of the worst porn 80's porn movies and likely where I learned it.
It took me a long time to say even the most tame shit to a chick after that incident. My buddy and I still laugh about it 23 years later.
Hocky Balboa -I think it was "Wait".
I imagine it's pretty awkward to smash some teen pussy while "When The Children Cry" is playing.
Kinda of a finishing type tune. I put a lot of effort into that thing.
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I made a video of myself jerking off, then I jerked off to it. 
Right Hand JO Power - I made a video of myself jerking off, then I jerked off to it.
FAPCEPTION
jettdogg - Wow make another attention whore thread why don't you.Make another anti police thread and have everyone tell you what a retard you are.
You're among the worst posters on this forum Jettgeek so Ill take this with a grain of salt.
jettdogg - Wow make another attention whore thread why don't you.
Really fuckface?
Straydog24 -I will second thisjettdogg - Wow make another attention whore thread why don't you.Make another anti police thread and have everyone tell you what a retard you are.
You're among the worst posters on this forum Jettgeek so Ill take this with a grain of salt.
Cool story hansel
I call BS.
No way a teen makes it through a song or two before firing one off. If i recall, those tapes were 60 min a side.
Right Hand JO Power - I made a video of myself jerking off, then I jerked off to it.That's not gay.
Pito Chueco - I call BS.I was heavy into the foreplay.
No way a teen makes it through a song or two before firing one off. If i recall, those tapes were 60 min a side.
at least you stopped the tape before she asked you if it was in yet.
Right Hand JO Power - I made a video of myself jerking off, then I jerked off to it.That's high school stuff RHJP. Good style IMO.
FCFBlazer - Cool story hanselThanks Gretel.