Casey Ryan has done this to me before! That bastard!
story97 - I've farted just before locking a triangle but never once it's in.
I've also been caught in a triangle by someone that apparently thinks not wiping his ass is a BJJ move.
OMG. Funniest EVA
story97 - I've also been caught in a triangle by someone that apparently thinks not wiping his ass is a BJJ move.
Haha
Thanks for the Vote Downs :-)
Where I train we refer to a triangle from guard as a a basic triangle...
But if you can hit a mounted triangle, we refer to it as: RIDING DIRTY (for reasons this post was created).
Guilty. No big deal, it happens.
This is awesome! Voted up!
FAUX PAS
I received one while on bottom in Spider Web. It was bullshit.
I farted while applying a guillotine yesterday.
Guess I should've passed on the Mexican food at lunch.
MVPnis - Has anybody accidentally farted in someone's face while working a triangle? It's sort of embarrassing but satisfying at the same time.
Embarrassing, no. Satisfying, yes.
well, chances are if you're already in a triangle the amount of 'swinging' you're going to be doing is pretty limited anyway
Can't say I ever farted while doing/setting up a triangle, I have however spewed diarrhea in my opponent's face. He loved me for it, and we're best friends now.
At least twice with the help of a high protein diet.
this thread is hilarious TTT for hilarity!
TopChute - Guilty. No big deal, it happens.
No big deal?? WAT?? If you've eaten 7 boiled eggs soaked in jalapeno juice overnight along with a huge bowl of chili beans... I would definitely have to say that was a big deal....
ttt
i had a guy in high guard tonight and let out one that was silent but violent. nothing was said, but he had to have smelt it
biggator -story97 - I've farted just before locking a triangle but never once it's in.
I've also been caught in a triangle by someone that apparently thinks not wiping his ass is a BJJ move.
yea i rolled with an army ranger at a tourny and their whole team didnt bathe for a week they said. just fucking wrong i had grease marks on my gi and kid smelled like straight shit.
Should have been DQ'd. If i was a ref they would have been done.
I'm literally in tears after reading this post!!!
GOOD STUFF!!!