Today I was searching the whole apartment for my knee-brace...which I remember putting somewhere where it would be easy to find next time...but of course I don't remember where that is...so anyways, after looking around "manually" for a long time, it pops into my head to simply punch, "knee-brace" into, "search" when I suddenly realize that real-life doesn't have a search function.
FUUUK!
This isn't the first time this has happened...
Your wife moved it!
No, I fear in this case I'm just a dumbass.
craigslist.
Is that big bike shop still on King st?
Found it, yay! I am officially an upright biped again. Knees, what the fuck? What happened to hapa genetics? I'm gonna place a call of complaint.
Sometimes I try to LIKE people's comments on here 
Sometimes I feel as if I'm held together by neoprene.
This is how I rolled before I took a break for shoulder surgery in 2011. ACE bandage, duct tape and athletic tape. My good, never had surgery knee.
Next brace and more tape
This is how I spent 2012
no such hapa power IME :(
I hate Fucking knee issues... My Getaway Sticks have been bugging me bad lately! Have had both my shoulders operated on and really hope I don't have to get the Sticks fixed up!
shoulder surgery sucks more than knee IME
Something must of unbalanced your karma lol.
Mommy said there be days like this , there be days like this my momma said LMAO.