This is one of my big problems with human beings. People who eat like they are 5 years old. Picky, adult shits who have to have their food a certain way or they won't eat it.
I went out to eat at a Mexican restaurant yesterday and the woman at the next table over was a picky fuck. They do tableside guacamole and they make it right there. When the waiter asked her how she wanted it, she said, just avocado. "Nothing else? No salt, no pepper, nothing?" No, just avocado, she replied.
You see these picky fuckers everywhere you go. Ordering ridiculous shit like they are 5 years old. "I'll take a hamburger, just the meat and the bun," says the 48 year old contractor. "I don't want my rice and beans touching," says a 37 year old housewife."
Shut the fuck up and eat your food. I used to be picky too then I turned 10 and realized onions weren't going to kill me. Grow up you picky bastard.