I got the model that protects you if you fall out of bed at night. Works pretty slick
I would have died from laughter if I was sitting there and saw that.
Those airbags for the elderly will help when those youths knock them out or down. Then it’ll protect their head and sides to a extent from the onslaught that will ensue when those youths continue to beat the fu<king sh!t out of them.
What if im in a hurry to drop a deuce?
Can they make a slimmer, cooler looking version for drunk college chicks?
old people fucking love teh ground!
They cant get enough of it!