Alicia Vikander is the new Lara Croft

 

 

 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/alicia-vikanders-tomb-raider-debuts-first-poster-teaser-1040721

 

 

I'd like to raid her womb

Wait, did i say that out loud?

her bikini candids disappointed me

Shocked she's not black 

She doesn't appear to have a butt. 

 

 

 

 

Lame.


They could have gone in a bold direction and had a black Tomb Raider.

 

Instead we get a basic Pumpkin Spice sipping bitch.

Are they going to give her prosthetic boobs like they did with Angelina Jolie so she looks more like the video game character?

 

 

She's "meh" and overesaturated. Don't want.

It should have been Alexandra Daddario in a tight tank top and booty shorts, with the two handguns.

What is this bow and arrow bullshit?

Looks like the Made-for-TV version of the Hunger Games

Straight up dime piece my man. Wood smash. 

Do the newer games have lara craft using a bow? It's been so long since I've played a tomb raider game

Too beautiful for that role!

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Chimonos Revenge -


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Bro, Alicia Vikander > random cosplay skank

I remember back in late 90s early 2000s there was a porn vid of a chick dressed as LC stripping on a bus or something and getting banged. 

Many of my unborn children were spilled over that vid.