Alicia Vikander is the new Lara Croft

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#2

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/alicia-vikanders-tomb-raider-debuts-first-poster-teaser-1040721

 

 

#3

I'd like to raid her womb

Wait, did i say that out loud?

#4

her bikini candids disappointed me

#5

Shocked she's not black 

#6

She doesn't appear to have a butt. 

 

 

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#8

Lame.


They could have gone in a bold direction and had a black Tomb Raider.

 

Instead we get a basic Pumpkin Spice sipping bitch.

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#10

Are they going to give her prosthetic boobs like they did with Angelina Jolie so she looks more like the video game character?

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#13

She's "meh" and overesaturated. Don't want.

#14

It should have been Alexandra Daddario in a tight tank top and booty shorts, with the two handguns.

What is this bow and arrow bullshit?

Looks like the Made-for-TV version of the Hunger Games

#15

Straight up dime piece my man. Wood smash. 

#16

Do the newer games have lara craft using a bow? It's been so long since I've played a tomb raider game

#17

Too beautiful for that role!

#18

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#19

Chimonos Revenge -


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Bro, Alicia Vikander > random cosplay skank

#20

I remember back in late 90s early 2000s there was a porn vid of a chick dressed as LC stripping on a bus or something and getting banged. 

Many of my unborn children were spilled over that vid.