Almost thought I was gay

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Your little “stories” aren’t fooling anyone

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If you have to think about it, if you have to ask…

If I’m hungry, I’m hungry. I don’t need to dwell on it. I don’t need to ask my wife if I crave sustenance.

So… looks like you and Justin Trudy-fruity have more in common than you thought…

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Yes they are.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

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Sorry, sorry, sorry…that was the poutine talking.

Sorry.

Bi big brother yelled out nice ass and slapped the ass of a bike rider in jeans we were passing when we were about 16 years old.

Yeah, it was a dude. Wearing tight jeans shorts, not sure why cami was wearing that, but he was. My brother smacked the ass. The head turned around, shocked dude with a goattee.

The term “hey, nice ass” is funny at family meet ups.

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You’re gay as fuck mate. Sorry.

Pick me up at 5.

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All in good time Dougie. All in good time. You will be there one day and you will feel accomplished. It’s in the tea leaves.

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