Your little “stories” aren’t fooling anyone
If you have to think about it, if you have to ask…
If I’m hungry, I’m hungry. I don’t need to dwell on it. I don’t need to ask my wife if I crave sustenance.
So… looks like you and Justin Trudy-fruity have more in common than you thought…
Yes they are.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
Sorry, sorry, sorry…that was the poutine talking.
Bi big brother yelled out nice ass and slapped the ass of a bike rider in jeans we were passing when we were about 16 years old.
Yeah, it was a dude. Wearing tight jeans shorts, not sure why cami was wearing that, but he was. My brother smacked the ass. The head turned around, shocked dude with a goattee.
The term “hey, nice ass” is funny at family meet ups.
You’re gay as fuck mate. Sorry.
Pick me up at 5.
All in good time Dougie. All in good time. You will be there one day and you will feel accomplished. It’s in the tea leaves.