Alton Gone Wild

Smoking in a cardboard box. Strange, but understandable.

Making jerky with a box fan and furnace filters. Goofy, but whatever.

Using your washing machine to prepare your greens? This boy has lost it.

I thought that was awesome. I'm waiting for him to steam veggies in the dishwasher.

It seems like there would be some detergent residue in the washing machine, which is why I'm hesitant to trust it...

I tried to reverse Alton's thinking and wash my atheletic cup in the dishwasher. Wife won't let me.