Am I going to die?

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#1

I had a vasectomy last week. Today I felt a lot better and was moving around more, being more active. I sat on the couch for literally 2 minutes to fix my socks which got all weird and was leaning back. As I was leaning back my wife came in the room and I turned to talk to her, I leaned further back where I was near laying down and my dog went Jimmy Supwrfly Snuka from the top of the couch onto my balls.

The force broke a stitch and opened me up a little. I thought I was going to puke, shit myself, and cry. Not like its a lottle dusty cry, like someone just tore my sack in half cry.

Should I tell my wife now what I actually paid for all my guns, hunting, and fishing gear so she doesnt get ripped off or will I live?

Jimmy Snuka

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#2

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#3

You gotta be like a long haul trucker and run a double set of books.

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#4

You think you’re going to die from your dog sack tapping you? Wait till you tell your wife and she starts busting your balls

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#5

Fess up now. Get the ball busting over with.

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#6

She watched the whole thing and laughed. She didnt laugh when I changed my boxers and she saw all the blood. Dog got me good

#7

Up until today I was sitting with a double pillow, today I got complacent

#8

RIP OPs nuts

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#9

He already has

#10

Sounds rather painful. :open_mouth:

#11

I hate it when queers don’t post pictures of their balls.

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