I had a vasectomy last week. Today I felt a lot better and was moving around more, being more active. I sat on the couch for literally 2 minutes to fix my socks which got all weird and was leaning back. As I was leaning back my wife came in the room and I turned to talk to her, I leaned further back where I was near laying down and my dog went Jimmy Supwrfly Snuka from the top of the couch onto my balls.
The force broke a stitch and opened me up a little. I thought I was going to puke, shit myself, and cry. Not like its a lottle dusty cry, like someone just tore my sack in half cry.
Should I tell my wife now what I actually paid for all my guns, hunting, and fishing gear so she doesnt get ripped off or will I live?