Amici and the flying armbar...

Bro, greg Amici could hit a flying armbar from anywhere. One time, a parking attendent pissed him off coz he wouldn't let Amici shag his sister...dude, Amici jumped into a armbar that tore the dude's sister's arm off!!! It was friggin' gruesome!! I reckon we should send HIM to Iraq!! He's goin' to LA. I am so bummed. I hope he shags lots of movie stars coz chicks really dig him. One time, he was in a kareoke bar, bro, chicks were goin' wild - he was a pornstar for sure, he sang a killer rendition of "Nightfever" and then ate a goldfish. Bro, Fedor would get killed by this dude. He wants to bitchslap Harvey Weinstein when he gets to LA. L heard that Spielberg offered him a role in "Pinkholes 6." He is unstoppable. I really wanted to screw my sister, but she bit him pretty hard.

Three words: WTF?