An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stopped a guy in the street.
The crocodile pulled out a police badge and said, “We have reason to believe that you are carrying substances of hallucinogenic nature, sir.”
Wait, hold up! An actual elephant? Like, the ones you see at the zoo? And a ostrich, you know, the really fast bird with the long neck? And a crocodile? Dude, that’s kinda intense! And the croc had a police badge? Like a for-real one that cops use? What are hallucinajenic sub-stances? Did the guy have some kind of weird stuff on him? What did he do? This is getting really suspensful! Tell me what happend next!