Anti MRJ-thread petition

Can we stop this shit about Manny Reyes Jr? I'm sick of seeing this troll being talked about on every thread on the UG. You're all feeding into what he wants by talking about him. So I'm starting a petition now to cut this bullshit. By posting below, you agree to:

1) Never post anything about Manny Reyes or on a Manny Reyes thread again.

2) Never again refer to Manny Yarborough by his first name. Henceforth he shall be known as "Yarby."

3) Re-watch UFC 1-4 to see what happens to Karate world champions.

4) Praise the Driscoll and all of his works.

Seriously, though, the only way this troll will go away and stop bitching for a fight in the UFC (Which is all he really wants, despite the fact that there are far more fighters (VITOR RIBIERIO) who deserve it. Can we ignore him now?

im in

damn another thread about this clown


*quickly tries to think of something else to post*

       This old man in his eighties got up and was  putting
        on his coat.
        His wife says, "Where are you going?"
        He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
        And she said, "Are you sick?"
        No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new
        Viagra pills."
        So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her
        He said," Where are you going?"
        She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
        He said, "Why?" !
        She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty
        old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus shot.