Nonetheless, I'd love to see the pre-match meeting that went on behind the scenes.
Creative control guy: "Okay, here's the plan for tonight's match: you're gonna hit the falcon arrow, but then miss the 450 splash, from there, he's gonna beat you with his finisher and we're going to shove fireworks up your ass.
CCG: "Oh, they didn't tell you?
puts arm around Hayabusa
The landmines we were gonna use on the outside of the ring fell out of the transport truck (we don't know where they are) so we had to think quick and find things that go 'BOOM!'."
CCG: "Don't worry, bro, these things don't hurt that much. It'll just feel like a rubber band snapping."
Hayabusa: "eh, rubber bands...I can take that, I guess."
CCG: "Great! So it's set! Hayabusa will participate in the first ever ANUS EXPLOSION DEATH MATCH!"
Hayabusa: "Wait...you're going to explode them in my anus?!?!?"
CCG: "HEY YOUR MATCH IS ON NOW!!!!"
pushes Hayabusa through curtain