I've been out of town and not online. What is on tonight ??
No ? Well I'm going to go punch my neighbor then........
Just popped on and seen my Fav to posters. VU for making me a happy ole man. DS saves us from punching Zipps neighbour :-) x 
UFC on FX 8 in Brazil
Belfort vs. Rockhold
Date: May 18, 2013
Venue: Arena Jaraguá
Location: Jaraguá do Sul, Santa Catarina, Brazil
Main Bouts (on FX):
-Vitor Belfort (22-10; #2 Middleweight) vs. Luke Rockhold (10-1)
-Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza (17-3) vs. Chris Camozzi (19-5)
-Rafael dos Anjos (18-6) vs. Evan Dunham (14-3)
-Rafael Natal (15-4-1) vs. João Zeferino (13-4)
-Vitor Belfort (22-10; #2 Middleweight) vs. Luke Rockhold (10-1)
-Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza (17-3) vs. Chris Camozzi (19-5)
-Rafael dos Anjos (18-6) vs. Evan Dunham (14-3)
-Rafael Natal (15-4-1) vs. João Zeferino (13-4)
Preliminary Bouts (on Fuel TV):
-Hacran Dias (21-1-1) vs. Nik Lentz (23-5-2)
-Francisco Trinaldo (12-2) vs Mike Rio (9-1)
-Gleison Tibau (35-9) vs. John Cholish (8-2)
-Yuri Alcantara (26-4) vs. Marcos Vinicius (20-5-1)
-Fabio Maldonado (18-6) vs. Roger Hollet (13-4)
-Paulo Thiago (14-5) vs. Richard dos Prazeres (16-0)
Preliminary Bouts (on Facebook):
-John Lineker (20-6) vs. Azamat Gashimov (7-2)
-Jussier Formiga (14-2) vs. Chris Cariaso (14-4)
-Lucas Martins (11-1) vs. Jeremy Larsen (8-3)
-John Lineker (20-6) vs. Azamat Gashimov (7-2)
-Jussier Formiga (14-2) vs. Chris Cariaso (14-4)
-Lucas Martins (11-1) vs. Jeremy Larsen (8-3)
UFC on FX 8 Belfort vs. Rockhold Start Times:
Preliminary Bouts on Facebook: 4:35 p.m. ET / 1:35 p.m. PT
Preliminary Bouts on Fuel TV: 6 p.m. ET / 3 p.m. PT
Main Card on FX: 9 p.m. ET / 6 p.m. PT
UFC 160
Velasquez vs. Silva II
Date: May 25, 2013
Venue: MGM Grand Garden Arena
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Main Bouts (on Pay-Per-View):
-Cain Velasquez (11-1; #1 Heavyweight) vs. Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva (18-4; #4 Heavyweight)
-Junior dos Santos (15-2; #2 Heavyweight) vs. Mark Hunt (9-7)
-Glover Teixeira (20-2; #7 Light Heavyweight) vs. James Te Huna (16-5)
-Gray Maynard (11-1-1; #4 Lightweight) vs. T.J. Grant (20-5; #10 Lightweight)
-Donald Cerrone (19-5) vs. K.J. Noons (11-6)
-Cain Velasquez (11-1; #1 Heavyweight) vs. Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva (18-4; #4 Heavyweight)
-Junior dos Santos (15-2; #2 Heavyweight) vs. Mark Hunt (9-7)
-Glover Teixeira (20-2; #7 Light Heavyweight) vs. James Te Huna (16-5)
-Gray Maynard (11-1-1; #4 Lightweight) vs. T.J. Grant (20-5; #10 Lightweight)
-Donald Cerrone (19-5) vs. K.J. Noons (11-6)
Preliminary Bouts (on FX):
-Mike Pyle (24-8-1) vs. Rick Story (15-6) Phuck Rick Story !!
-Dennis Bermudez (10-3) vs. Max Holloway (7-1)
-Colton Smith (6-1) vs. Robert Whittaker (11-2)
-Khabib Nurmagomedov (19-0; #9 Lightweight) vs. Abel Trujillo (10-4)
Preliminary Bouts (on Facebook):
-Stephen Thompson (6-1) vs. Nah-Shon Burrell (9-2)
-Brian Bowles (10-2) vs. George Roop (13-9-1)
-Jeremy Stephens (20-9) vs. Estevan Payan (14-3)
-Stephen Thompson (6-1) vs. Nah-Shon Burrell (9-2)
-Brian Bowles (10-2) vs. George Roop (13-9-1)
-Jeremy Stephens (20-9) vs. Estevan Payan (14-3)
UFC 160 Start Times:
Preliminary Bouts on Facebook: 6:35 p.m. ET/3:35 p.m. PT
Preliminary Bouts on FX: 8 p.m. ET/5 p.m. PT
Main Card on Pay-Per-View: 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m PT
Vitor Belfort (22-10; #2 Middleweight) vs. Luke Rockhold (10-1)
oh lord have mercy... i'ma run outta vaseline and kleenex
lol