Any Stand-Up Comedians Here? (potential bit)

AllahCorrect instead of AutoCorrect
where your phone rejects anything not muslim enough.

e.g. "I tried to tell my wife ______ but my phone AllahCorrected it and threw acid on her."


..or somethign. Im not a comedian but I know there's potential in there for whoever wants it. It's yours. Have at it.

Eeh.. it's a starting point. Good thought Phone Post 3.0

you gonna get fatwah'ed bro

Mirko Troll Cop - Eeh.. it's a starting point. Good thought Phone Post 3.0

That's what I figured. Someone who writes bits can shine it up and make it more presentable. But I thoght it was a proper OG joke potential.

JimSteele - you gonna get fatwah'ed bro

Can you get me 2 with extra cucumber dressing and no tomatoes? Thanks.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY...........HEY THOSE INDIANS....AM I RIGHT........THEY STINK AND I HATE THEM..............YOU FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT.   

 

 

JESUS CHRIST MAN.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It would have to come from a Muslim comedian and the throwing acid line wouldn't go over well. Phone Post 3.0

mercy killings for daughters that go over their alloted data plans

allahmobile

 

72 virgin mobile phones for anyone using an allahmobile as a detinator in an IED

Pretjah -


allahmobile



 



72 virgin mobile phones for anyone using an allahmobile as a detinator in an IED

The only drawback is that all 72 phones have allahcorrect. Phone Post 3.0

You need to somehow segue that bit into one about a Muslin Siri

 

Mirko Troll Cop - Eeh.. it's a starting point. Good thought Phone Post 3.0
Hi Dane Cook! Phone Post 3.0

 

GOOD STUFF

 

LOL^

PatK - 


You need to somehow segue that bit into one about a Muslin Siri



 


'Muslim Siri, give me directions to the closest Sears.'
'Okay. I can do-dat. First, go to end of street and ask for Khamal. He will fit you with vest. Then drive 3.5 miles to Vine street and turn right..."

WHATS UP WITH THIS FAGGOT OP? AMRIGHT FOLKS?

I had one I was thinking about. I'm not a comedian, but let me know what you think of this one.

"I recently got into watching porn with the wife. She fucking gets into it man... as long as its romantic porn of course like it makes a difference but it gets her in the mood and a bit more adventurous.

One day we were getting it on and we wanted to finish big like the porn we were watching in which the star takes it all in the face and she's taking her hand wiping the coconut juice from her cheeks and swallowing it, really wild stuff.

Well this is when reality hits and you know you've gone too far but its already too late you've started the process of coming and can't pull back now. Wife is taking it all over the face and shes sitting there with a scrunched up face and eyes shut tight, you know she fucking hates it. Meanwhile I'm getting cum all over the place it's a mess. She starts waving her hands frantically in the air looking for help as my man magma slides on her face.

Ah that's love... Phone Post 3.0

Needs a better ending leading too the punch line but I think it holds promise Phone Post 3.0