Any Way to Get UFC Tickets on the Cheap?

Just found out that I’m coincidentally going to be in Vegas for UFC 272. I would love to check out a live event, but being that I’m stuck living under commie rule in Canuckistan, money is a little tight these days.

Does anybody know any tips or trade secrets to scoring discounted tickets? Do they even still sell out, or can I get them the weekend of? Do they sell them cheaper in those kiosks like they do with other Vegas shows?

Any help or advice would be greatly appreciated. Cheers!

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Nothing?

Blow a scalper behind the arena

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Fraud. Buy tickets via VPN a day before event. Go to event. Call debit/credit card company and say it wasn’t you.

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When you get there and the Usher asks for your ticket, widen your stance, stiffen your neck, make your eyes bugged/wide, and keep asking him “Dont you know who I am Bro?” 60% of the time, it works EVERY time!

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Excellent advice so far. I am however hoping to not have to do anything illegal, or to not have to put any dicks in my mouth. Also, the “do you know who I am?” routine may prove to be ineffective due to my unassuming appearance.

While all great advice, I’m still open to more suggestions!

You a waiter or bar tender? Why does Canada have you poor?

Anyway, just go to the hotels before the fights. Fertittas will give you tickets on the casino floor to fill out seats.

Worked like a charm in the 2000s so why not now?

They sell UFC tickets on thecheap.com ?

Wait until the start of the main card and buy them on like stub hub and instant download. Tickets will get cheaper the closer to the main event. So even if you were ok with missing first fight of main card you will score them cheaper.

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Get a Karo Parisian mask, then follow my earlier advice

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