Apparently some website posted this article about Joe choking out a mountain lion. This can't be true, right? Seem fishy that it was posted 5 days ago and that I haven't heard jack about it as I'm an everyday UG'er. Sorry if posted I have no search function on app.
http://www.empiresports.co/ufcs-joe-rogan-kills-mountain-lion-outside-comedy-club/ 
Yeah bro it's true. After the lion woke up they both hit the vaporizer and snuggled in the isolation tank.
Empire sports is a well respected news source. They broke such stories as the First male vs female sanctioned fight and Floyd Mayweather purchasing boxing.
Totally true. From what I heard Joe skinned it and made a hat and a pair of mittens with it. 
It's not called Mata Leon for nothing!
Its true. It happened when he was down in Peru doin them drugs.
He was only supposed to hug the lion but his love and positive vibes were too powerful and it passed out.
If there is anything Joe Rogan isnt doing, its choking out "dog eating monsters" in the woods
Ive never heard somebody as paranoid about mountain lions as joe rogan
These things happen in MMA
Seats Taken - Empire sports is a well respected news source. They broke such stories as the First male vs female sanctioned fight and Floyd Mayweather purchasing boxing.
Male vs female have been sanctioned for a while. Fallon Fox & Cyborg fight women all the time.
Mayweather buying boxing is old news from 2009.
Angryinch, do you live in San Diego? My son lives there. And yes, Newsome is corrupt as hell.
TTT for Joe
MDF tm - It's actually a snake. He leg locked a snake.
Lol! VTFU!
In to see if Joe responds. Ha
Choking out a hountain hion? Es normal.
Definitely true, just like the time he triangled an elk
Calavaro - It's not called Mata Leon for nothing!
Lol great
Johnny_Bunzels - Apparently some website posted this article about Joe choking out a mountain lion. This can't be true, right? Seem fishy that it was posted 5 days ago and that I haven't heard jack about it as I'm an everyday UG'er. Sorry if posted I have no search function on app.
http://www.empiresports.co/ufcs-joe-rogan-kills-mountain-lion-outside-comedy-club/
Sounds like somebody was lion to you.
Pietro10 - Definitely true, just like the time he triangled an elkTo be fair, he had already injured the elk with a gut shot.
The mountain lion was scared shitless by the fanny pack and dragon jeans.
http://imgur.com/UlDOm2R
Nah man it was a full grown grizzly bear