Sex with a psychic is no different than sex with a non psychic.
Except a psychic will see through your lies when you tell her you’re going to cum on her tits and then pretend to be sorry when you “accidentally” blast her face.
I had a great night with a chic that was a practicing witch. Pretty blonde, she would’ve made a great wife in another life.
I had a girlfriend that has espn
Hear about the midget tarot reader that robbed a bank? They still haven’t caught her.
The police have an alert out to be on the look out for a small medium at large.
*I’ll show myself out
You got all excited to tell that joke, i beat you to it but made my own premise!
The main problem is they know when the surprise sex is coming
I banged a psychic midget running from the law due to multiple outstanding warrants
She was a small medium at large.
Alright boys, we gotta start reading threads
She could always tell when I faked it.
Caught me cheating by reading the veins on my cock.
I never banged a medium, but LOTS of smalls.
Fixed that for ya.
only if you divide all your bigs by five