I just got the app, which is pretty fun to play. On iTunes, it's called the American Mensa Brain Test.
I seem to keep scoring right around the 108 range... Feels like I should be scoring higher but there are certain math formulas needed that I haven't had to use for so long, I'm stumbling on a few that should be easy.
Reveal yourselves, OG geniuses. 
Got into Mensa about 10 years ago from a proctored test. Scored a 132.
I proudly told all my friends about it, which became a curse. Any time I got a question wrong in the future or didn't know something, it was automatically "But you're in Mensa! How is this possible??" Dicks.
Yes. I passed 
Over 9000.
My uncle was in Mensa. Card carrying member. I actually have the card right in front of me. He passed away last year so I grabbed it as a memento.
He collected tolls for a living and grew his own pot. No wife, no kids, and always had cats. Drove my dad nuts, but I always thought he was funny/whacky.
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Got into Mensa about 10 years ago from a proctored test. Scored a 132.
I proudly told all my friends about it, which became a curse. Any time I got a question wrong in the future or didn't know something, it was automatically "But you're in Mensa! How is this possible??" Dicks.
Yep, worse thing you can do is tell your buddies.