Hans hates Tito too. I made a comment about his head looking like Tito’s a while back and Hans got super offended
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sockeye -Hans hates Tito too. I made a comment about his head looking like Tito’s a while back and Hans got super offended
I'd get offended if you compared my head to Tito's
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Must've been a buffet.
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The lights go off early in Sedona
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TTT
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That is a very unfortunate photo.
Apple tell us some good shit on this dork
Thought there would be a photoshop of Cruz in the bike basket like ET by this point.
Guess that was a heavy ass meal and Apple got the itis and left us hanging
Or maybe he just has nothing on the situation at all
Apple, tell us the deets, you fuck!!!
P.S. Dont beat me up.
In.
I’ve always thought Hans was a weird hanger on. But, I had heard from fighters that they liked him and he helped them out. Wondering if my instincts were right.
Like others, I thought his name was a joke play on Hans Moleman for a long time.
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ttt
Hans is a mega donkey who thinks he combined action sports and combat sports first, when he has just been following my lead for 15 years
He stole the monster mma program from me
He forces monster athletes to promote Triumph for free
He forces them to pretend to spar with him
He forces them to share videos of him
He forces monster employees to make "highlight" vids of him doing lame shit
He buys monster heavy bags and mma gear from himself with monsters money at inflated prices
Im pretty sure he is double dipping by getting a kickback from certain fighters/managers from their salaries
He fought a short, chubby, literally retarded looking dork in muay thai and acted like he beat CroCop
He's corrupt and double dipping, fuck him
Plus hes just a dork who wishes he was the guy.
None of these athletes would talk to him if he wasnt holding the checkbook
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So know why Dom Cruz and him had a sudden falling out?
sockeye -So know why Dom Cruz and him had a sudden falling out?
Did u read my post? It wasnt sudden
Erik Apple -Hans is a mega donkey who thinks he combined action sports and combat sports first, when he has just been following my lead for 15 years
He stole the monster mma program from me
He forces monster athletes to promote Triumph for free
He forces them to pretend to spar with him
He forces them to share videos of him
He forces monster employees to make "highlight" vids of him doing lame shit
He buys monster heavy bags and mma gear from himself with monsters money at inflated prices
Im pretty sure he is double dipping by getting a kickback from certain fighters/managers from their salaries
He fought a short, chubby, literally retarded looking dork in muay thai and acted like he beat CroCop
He's corrupt and double dipping, fuck him
Plus hes just a dork who wishes he was the guy.
None of these athletes would talk to him if he wasnt holding the checkbook
Wait, hold on.
What sides did you get with the skirt steak?
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Erik Apple -Hans is a mega donkey who thinks he combined action sports and combat sports first, when he has just been following my lead for 15 years
He stole the monster mma program from me
He forces monster athletes to promote Triumph for free
He forces them to pretend to spar with him
He forces them to share videos of him
He forces monster employees to make "highlight" vids of him doing lame shit
He buys monster heavy bags and mma gear from himself with monsters money at inflated prices
Im pretty sure he is double dipping by getting a kickback from certain fighters/managers from their salaries
He fought a short, chubby, literally retarded looking dork in muay thai and acted like he beat CroCop
He's corrupt and double dipping, fuck him
Plus hes just a dork who wishes he was the guy.
None of these athletes would talk to him if he wasnt holding the checkbook
So like an mma dan bilzerian?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CMHAyXOAi_1/?igshid=1ptybxc51iee1
Erik Apple -Hans is a mega donkey who thinks he combined action sports and combat sports first, when he has just been following my lead for 15 years
He stole the monster mma program from me
He forces monster athletes to promote Triumph for free
He forces them to pretend to spar with him
He forces them to share videos of him
He forces monster employees to make "highlight" vids of him doing lame shit
He buys monster heavy bags and mma gear from himself with monsters money at inflated prices
Im pretty sure he is double dipping by getting a kickback from certain fighters/managers from their salaries
He fought a short, chubby, literally retarded looking dork in muay thai and acted like he beat CroCop
He's corrupt and double dipping, fuck him
Plus hes just a dork who wishes he was the guy.
None of these athletes would talk to him if he wasnt holding the checkbook
I was at soboba for that. Seeing Chael, Rampage,TJ, etc all make the trip to san fucking jacinto was odd to me.
Then the fight was just really sad.