Anyone near Humboldt/Eureka looking for a date?

Wait till Orcus and Ari see this. They'll be hitting that craigslist up.

*Buys MAGA hat just in case. *

Yeah, the reason she doesn't 'scape the lady parts is because she's a "little bit hippy".... doesn't have anything to do with the fact that she'd need 2 mirrors and some extendo-arms to do any work down there.

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Yeah, the reason she doesn't 'scape the lady parts is because she's a "little bit hippy".... doesn't have anything to do with the fact that she'd need 2 mirrors and some extendo-arms to do any work down there.


OMG.

I read that as hippy like she has big hips and cant reach her lady parts.


It did not register that she meant "hippy" like the 60s movement.

Derp.

She claims to be 5'4 and 240. So, using my womens b.s. translator that comes roughly to......