Arguments for God's existence

I found a joke list of arguments for God's existence, and I found them funny, so I thought I'd share.....

# ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE


(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid Atheists -- it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.


(2) Therefore, God exists.


# BOATWRIGHT'S ARGUMENT


(1) Ha ha ha. lol @ you atheist idiots!


(2) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS


(1) God exists.


(2) I don't give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.


(3) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS


(1) Fuck you.


(2) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION


(1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew.


(2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns.


(3) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL


(1) God loves you.


(2) How could you be so heartless to not believe in him?


(3) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM UPPERCASE ASSERTION


(1) GOD EXISTS! GET USED TO IT!


(2) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM HATE


(1) Some Atheists hate Christians and Christianity.


(2) That's why they don't believe in God.


(3) Pathetic, aren't they?


(4) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM QUENTIN SMITH


(1) Quentin Smith says that God does not exist.


(2) But God does exist.


(3) Therefore, Quentin Smith cannot be accepted as an expert on the matter, because he is wrong.


(4) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM OFFENSE


(1) God exists.


(Atheist makes counterarguments)


(2) You know what? I am offended.


(3) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM NON-CONFRONTATION


(1) I am not here to argue with you Atheists.


(2) But come on, God obviously exists.


(3) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM MODERATION (often employed by liberals)


(1) The Creationist side occupies an extreme side of the spectrum.


(2) Similarly, the Atheist side occupies another extreme side of the spectrum.


(3) The liberals are in between.


(4) Therefore, the liberal position on God is the most correct.


(5) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM BEING A CATHOLIC


(1) The pope believes in God.


(2) The pope is infallible.


(3) I am catholic and like the pope.


(4) Therefore, God exists.

Those were freakin hilarious. Thx

ARGUMENT FROM BEING REVEREND JOHN

1. I will take you down and beat you to a bloody pulp

2.therefore God exsists

yours in Christ

sherm

LOL at Sherms post.  Good one.

ARGUMENT FROM SPIRITISTS

1) Do you know where atoms come from?

2) Do you know why do atomic particles behave the way they do?

3) Do you know where do physical laws come from?

4) Answers to 1,2,3 is "primary cause for everything"

5) Label "primary cause for everything" as God.

6) Therefore God exists.

LOL@Donna, that was way funnier then siamang's post LOL ;-)

yours in Christ

sherm

Sherm

Do you have anything better?

I sure do....

"Be still and know that I am God"...good enough for me.

yours in Christ

sherm

"All atoms started out as clouds (in space) of the simplest gas atoms hydrogen and helium."

Hummm... "All atoms started out as ... simplest gas atoms ... "

Attention, sarcasm ahead.

That is a great definition.

What was there before the first three minutes, anyway?

Funny.