Old gif, not arianny (obviously), but it does properly demonstrate some of her job history
It's not like she's divining in shark infested waters. Petting sharks at the aquarium is something anybody can do. 
Sometimes, I kiss giant banana statues then post pictures of me doing so on my own twitter account, and take them down only when someone tells me it looks like something other than a banana: http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2011/07/323885750.jpg
Why is she news?
Those are dolphins.
I carried an empty cardboard box outside to the trash. So sort of like carrying a round card right?