AriannyCeleste: I pet sharks, what do u do for fun

Old gif, not arianny (obviously), but it does properly demonstrate some of her job history

It's not like she's divining in shark infested waters. Petting sharks at the aquarium is something anybody can do. Phone Post

Sometimes, I kiss giant banana statues then post pictures of me doing so on my own twitter account, and take them down only when someone tells me it looks like something other than a banana:

Why is she news?

Those are dolphins. 

I carried an empty cardboard box outside to the trash.  So sort of like carrying a round card right?