Ash Wednesday

it's today

"Hey, you've got something on your forehead arm-

Oh. Never mind."

"Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!"

I like to take the day standing in front of Catholic Churches, whistling, and saying, "Damn, girl, that is some fine lookin' ash you got!" every time a woman walks out of the sanctuary. Phone Post 3.0

I went today, got in a heated argument with the Nun/Chick outside the entry doors and left. Tried to do my Catholic Duty, but didn't intend in running into a stupid cunt working at the Church. Phone Post 3.0

Just make your own smudge.easy to do.

That's what we did when we were kids, always got away with it. Phone Post 3.0

The Man With No Screen Name - I went today, got in a heated argument with the Nun/Chick outside the entry doors and left. Tried to do my Catholic Duty, but didn't intend in running into a stupid cunt working at the Church. Phone Post 3.0
What happened fren? Phone Post 3.0

The Man With No Screen Name - I went today, got in a heated argument with the Nun/Chick outside the entry doors and left. Tried to do my Catholic Duty, but didn't intend in running into a stupid cunt working at the Church. Phone Post 3.0
You have my interest, fren. Phone Post 3.0

KID................ YOU JUST GOT VU MY FRIEND

Yossarian -
The Man With No Screen Name - I went today, got in a heated argument with the Nun/Chick outside the entry doors and left. Tried to do my Catholic Duty, but didn't intend in running into a stupid cunt working at the Church. Phone Post 3.0
What happened fren? Phone Post 3.0
It's a mini-frat. I'll fill you guys in later this evening or when I get time. Phone Post 3.0

The Man With No Screen Name -
Yossarian -
The Man With No Screen Name - I went today, got in a heated argument with the Nun/Chick outside the entry doors and left. Tried to do my Catholic Duty, but didn't intend in running into a stupid cunt working at the Church. Phone Post 3.0
What happened fren? Phone Post 3.0
It's a mini-frat. I'll fill you guys in later this evening or when I get time. Phone Post 3.0
If one of those priests tried to touch you and you're unsure of sharing, you need to talk to us bro. We're here for you buddy! Phone Post 3.0

Yossarian - 
The Man With No Screen Name -
Yossarian -
The Man With No Screen Name - I went today, got in a heated argument with the Nun/Chick outside the entry doors and left. Tried to do my Catholic Duty, but didn't intend in running into a stupid cunt working at the Church. Phone Post 3.0
What happened fren? Phone Post 3.0
It's a mini-frat. I'll fill you guys in later this evening or when I get time. Phone Post 3.0
If one of those priests tried to touch you and you're unsure of sharing, you need to talk to us bro. We're here for you buddy! Phone Post 3.0

LOL.

Ya bro, this can be your safe place. Or trust tree like Old School.

Yossarian -
The Man With No Screen Name -
Yossarian -
The Man With No Screen Name - I went today, got in a heated argument with the Nun/Chick outside the entry doors and left. Tried to do my Catholic Duty, but didn't intend in running into a stupid cunt working at the Church. Phone Post 3.0
What happened fren? Phone Post 3.0
It's a mini-frat. I'll fill you guys in later this evening or when I get time. Phone Post 3.0
If one of those priests tried to touch you and you're unsure of sharing, you need to talk to us bro. We're here for you buddy! Phone Post 3.0
It was actually me sexually abusing the Priests who abused the kids...what goes around, Frens Phone Post 3.0

The Man With No Screen Name - 
Yossarian -
The Man With No Screen Name -
Yossarian -
The Man With No Screen Name - I went today, got in a heated argument with the Nun/Chick outside the entry doors and left. Tried to do my Catholic Duty, but didn't intend in running into a stupid cunt working at the Church. Phone Post 3.0
What happened fren? Phone Post 3.0
It's a mini-frat. I'll fill you guys in later this evening or when I get time. Phone Post 3.0
If one of those priests tried to touch you and you're unsure of sharing, you need to talk to us bro. We're here for you buddy! Phone Post 3.0
It was actually me sexually abusing the Priests who abused the kids...what goes around, Frens Phone Post 3.0

Why not just cut out the middle man?