Ask me stuff...I'll try and answer

I’ve been around and I’ve seen some stuff.

I think that might qualify me to answer your questions.

Fire away!

Can I have money?

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Yes.

Go out and earn it.

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K.

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High Five Teamwork GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

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Do you like Gaylord as a given name or a family name

Gaylord Doug is. Or double Gaylord?

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I cannot imagine why you would make “Gaylord” a given name so I think it would only be ok as a surname, like other surnames such as “Dickwad” and “Ballsucker.”

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Who is running and organizing the squid game now that the guy is dead?

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Captain Gaylord ftw.

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Squid games are not cool anymore.

Pickleball is where it’s at.

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Rate your level of Gayness from 1 to 10?

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As an OGer it is well known that I slay tang by the dozen, have a 12 inch cawk, drive a Holls Hoyce, and live in a 12th century castle.

But if you saw me you’d probably say, “That guy isn’t gay” but if you blinked I’d be lost in a crowd as I am unremarkable in any way.

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Do you still do any sailing?

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Great answer…. I try my best to be invisible and blend with society. Hard task.

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No

Sailing season is done and the boat come out of the water and goes on the hard for the winter this weekend.

Sad times bro…sad times…

Honestly, I don’t see myself as remarkable in any way really.

If you soak your testicles in Crisco on a nightly basis, will you produce Polynesian children in spite of not being Polynesian yourself?

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I don’t know.

I think the better question is how much crisco can one man shove up their ass before it’s full?

What is your opinion of Facebook?

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Can you answer that question?

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