Ask your wife...

“When was the last time you think I lied to you”?

 

Post her response below.

I asked mine earlier and she said “yesterday you idiot, your whole life is a lie” She would not elaborate.

Just now , when she asked me why I watched the movie “spring breakers”, she saw the movie poster on amazon. I told her they were gangsters and it had James Franco.  

Dont need to ask....the answer is every time i speak no matter what is said.

No way. Are you trying to cause an argument?

The other day... 

 

then looked at me seriously 

I’m not getting a wife just so you can make me have an argument with her.  Fuck that and fuck you for trying to pull that shit.  

 

 

No offense.

Without even asking, I know it was earlier today when she though I was exaggerating my cold symptoms.