No pics because its the mother of my children and not some gutter trash I conned off Christian Mingle.
Anyway, ass eating, fingers, vibrating plugs, etc. coming our way tonight. All mutual. What she takes, I take. Thems the rules.
Don't knock it til you've tried it, fags. 
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Hopefully yesterday wasn't hot chili night.
*slow clap*
You're gonna take a vibrating plug to the ass too? 
Nice.
So youre basically a man with strong homosexual urges and this is how you explore/justify them?
Most healthy young men dream of the day their wife/"mother of their kids" will put their fingers and/or objects up their ass.
Does she peg you?
"Them's the rules" ... yeah, guess what? There's other rules motherfucker. Post pics of this ass-play loving wife of yours.
Cookie Monster -Nope. I'll risk a freeze.
"Them's the rules" ... yeah, guess what? There's other rules motherfucker. Post pics of this ass-play loving wife of yours.
2 fingers please
MMAhaiku - No pics because its the mother of my children and not some gutter trash I conned off Christian Mingle.
Anyway, ass eating, fingers, vibrating plugs, etc. coming our way tonight. All mutual. What she takes, I take. Thems the rules.
Don't knock it til you've tried it, fags.
Vu for Christian mingle gutter trash comment and your openassedness, er mindedness.
Thems some weird ass rules.
Okay here is the real question. How did this all start? Like for her putting stuff in your ass? Did you just ask her? Or did she just do it and you liked it?
Not for me but whatever floats your boat! Enjoy
puppet - Playing devils advocate here, is it male homosexual for a woman to receive anal sex? Isn't it only gay when you do anything sexual with a man?
That's not devil's advocate. It's just the simple truth. Some guys here are so worried the dam will burst and they'll end up craving cock that they miss out on some good times.
Abrtitans - Okay here is the real question. How did this all start? Like for her putting stuff in your ass? Did you just ask her? Or did she just do it and you liked it?I would bet the rules were set by op, not wife
If you're doing it with a female it is by definition not homosexual. If you've never had your girl put a finger in during a bj, you're missing out.
So in order to do anal you have to take a strap on..?
A wise former poster here frank Gallagher told me it's not gay if it's only the first knuckle deep. But it sounds like you're going way deeper than that so you're gay my fren.
I blame Stiffler
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