At a middle school dance. God damn it help.

Entertain me. Phone Post 3.0

First step is to back away from the children. Second step is to call for help.

I am obligated to "supervise" aka OG. Phone Post 3.0

You lucky bastard Phone Post 3.0

So.. They just played anaconda... Awkward.. Phone Post 3.0

Oboe - So.. They just played anaconda... Awkward.. Phone Post 3.0
Did you win? Phone Post 3.0

One of those kids has weed on them. Find it, confiscate it, smoke it.

Are any of them hot?














I'm talking about the teachers and the moms.

Z NEDCMK1 -


1. Go to the restroom.



2. Pull fire alarm.



3. ?????????



4. Profit

Bad idea, he would get fired if they caught him. What if the rumors are true and those fire alarm switches shoot ink on your hand? He should light a real fire jist to be sure. Phone Post 3.0

Z NEDCMK1 -


1. Go to the restroom.



2. Pull fire alarm.



3. ?????????



4. Profit

Brilliant!! Phone Post 3.0

They're having a dance during the day? laaaaaaame.

 

You should probably check the bathrooms and classrooms to make sure a teacher isn't raping a student.

PatriarchyManifest - 
Z NEDCMK1 -


1. Go to the restroom.



2. Pull fire alarm.



3. ?????????



4. Profit

Bad idea, he would get fired if they caught him. What if the rumors are true and those fire alarm switches shoot ink on your hand? He should light a real fire jist to be sure. Phone Post 3.0

Just shake hand with some kid then blame him. He'll have ink on his hands.

Talk to the kid/s w no friends. Try to cheer them up. Maybe give subtle hints on how to get chicks...or trannies.

Doesn't this violate terms set by your prior conviction?

I would suggest crop dusting the dance floor periphery with farts. Then do a dance solo on a BMX bike.

Watch when the guys separate from the girls and walk away after a slow dance happens.

It will be obvious which ones sprouted wood and are feeling very awkward

theFLYnTACO - Talk to the kid/s w no friends. Try to cheer them up. Maybe give subtle hints on how to get chicks...or trannies.
That's the best way to recruit for your cult as well. Might as well hit two birds with one stone. Phone Post 3.0

PatriarchyManifest -
theFLYnTACO - Talk to the kid/s w no friends. Try to cheer them up. Maybe give subtle hints on how to get chicks...or trannies.
That's the best way to recruit for your cult as well. Might as well hit two birds with one stone. Phone Post 3.0
That's how I did it! Phone Post 3.0

Oboe - So.. They just played anaconda... Awkward.. Phone Post 3.0
How did it feel? Phone Post 3.0

are you peeping?