At that time of the month.

Where I smell my underwear to see if this is acceptable to wear again, usually it's not, but then the little devil that lives in my shoulder asks me "are you sure?" So I smell it again.

i thought the devil and angel just appeared on the shoulder. do they actually live in one's shoulder?

I don't know where the fuck the angel went, the devil build a home there.

If OP is married his wife will cheat on him if she hasn't already. 

When I was married she did the laundry for me.

And how the hell have you been here a year and half with over 10k posts?
I'm not the one that need to be worried about being cheated on.

I'll never get back the 15 seconds I've invested in this thread.

FlyinHawaiian - I'll never get back the 15 seconds I've invested in this thread.
You're welcome

In my world you forgo the sniff and quit being a pussy. If I can't smell it through my pants, it's fine. 

bjtrashman -

In my world you forgo the sniff and quit being a pussy. If I can't smell it through my pants, it's fine. 

You're right, thank you.