www.stopclownpornnow.org
Hulkie... why must you turn our friendship into a house of painful memories?
I am still in therapy...it goes well...although I don't attack clowns on sight anymore I still go wild when I see this guy:
First you call me Hulkie and then you post a picture of Barry Manillow, therapy is definitely needed!
I thought that would get you mad.
When we are in Vegas for U.F.C. 54 we will have to bring this web site to the attention of Circus Circus management. We might get a discount on rooms, wait a minute forget about that. I think the KOA would be a better choice next time around.
Although I read on Mr. Manillow web site that he is trying to have you banned from entering the state of Nevada, something about 'Clown N Pound'.
I will be staying at either a decent hotel with everyone or Terrible's Hotel.
Never again Circus Circus!
Barry Manilow was no match for my clown N pound!
BTW, I'm going to UFC 54 with you guys. That alone guarantees doom for all those involved.
We really have to make a Canadian UG mass trip with all of us going to support Couture.
It'll be wild!
Dougie you like to pound the clown?
Hey, when I take down the clown, I can really pound!
Canario,
You can come as long as you promise to leave that puking girlfriend of yours at home. BTW, You will be staying at Circus Circus.
I spoke with the Olsen Twins last night, they are huge Couture fans and they want attend the event with us. They have stated that they want to make another movie with me, but they refused to wear any clown make-up. Dougie get the contracts signed.
As your manager Hulk, I will have to ask for 1)more money or 2)better starlets if you're going to do any more porn.
I don't want you making any less than Frank Trigg.
Since I also manage Canario I will try and get him a gig as water boy on set.
GeeRoxx said " Dougie you like to pound the clown?"
Is that what you kids are calling it now??
Oh yeah, if Trigg wants to hang out with us, I require him to be clothed at all times.
LOL!
You KNOW!
As an aside, Fox and NBC are arguing over which network picks up our new show, "Dougie & The Hulk".
We drive around North America in a large bus visiting mma shows and have new adventures each week.
The Simpleton Life
Keep it up smart guy and you won't be driving the bus...
It wouldn't be the Simpleton Life without me