I am an F-B-I AGENT!!!
The Dog Star !
I know Kung Fu
"Oh Johnny Utahh!!!!!!!! Not like this man!!!!!!"
- The Swayze
What number am I thinking of?...69 dude!!!
I just shit my pants.
.....Ok no wait, that's not a Keanu quote.
There was a movie called, My Own Private Idaho.
Please explain yourself...
Men kissing each other on the mouth and the glamorous life of male prostitution must appeal to you then.
Oh, be sure to give our love to the princesses.
Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?
That would be a waste of time...
We're just gonna fuck you up!
Im so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhinoceras