As a self proclaimed bad ass I just want to let you know that I think the UFC is fake and I might not like it. There is no way on the world you could change my mind, not even if you flew me out to Vegas, let me go work out at the UFC training center, have me ringside for the fights(I'm free next weekend for the Hendo fight), get me a suite at one of the hotels (a nice one) where I will share the room (single bed) with all 3 ring girls
What you did there...I see it and I hope this works out for you
I also see what you did there...
I am in a similar position, except I want the bed to myself
I do not see what you did there
OP is a cock sucking 10'er
I should've used this approach
crazydave - OP is a cock sucking 10'er
Lol
OK cool guy
Hey OP, if this works out for you...you're going to need crowd control for all the ring girls trying to get stank on your hang low.
I am available.
Best of luck.
RowdyYates -???crazydave - OP is a cock sucking 10'erLol
OK cool guy![]()

Would be funny if DFW counter offers with OP sharing a rollaway bed with Dan Miragliotta.
Hocky Balboa - Would be funny if DFW counter offers with OP sharing a rollaway bed with Dan Miragliotta.
NO way a rollaway could hold Dan.
Hocky Balboa - Would be funny if DFW counter offers with OP sharing a rollaway bed with Dan Miragliotta.
If Dan wants to get his stank on your hang low, no one can defend.
Harlem -No, you can be MY wingman... ;)JHR -Hocky Balboa - Would be funny if DFW counter offers with OP sharing a rollaway bed with Dan Miragliotta.
If Dan wants to get his stank on your hang low, no one can defend.
haha. Definitely my apprentice.

'02 Mofo!!!
'02 Representin'
;)
Oda Mae Brown -Kanyeisagayfish - I should've used this approachLol if OP gets a trip then that's fucked up. I'm pulling for YOU guy. Don't give up on your dream. OP, shut your cocksucker.
Thank you :)
Dana should fly you out and force you to fight Chandella and then spend the night with her. That should be punishment enough for you to never ever be anywhere near the sport again..
I knew you were gay as soon as you said all 3 ring girls!
Kanyeisagayfish - I should've used this approach
Lol maybe
Hocky Balboa - Would be funny if DFW counter offers with OP sharing a rollaway bed with Dan Miragliotta.
Lol 1 pillow or 2?