ATTN: Homeslice - Turtle Kingpin Busted!

Looks like Homeslice's Archenemy will be doing hard time in pound-me-in-the-ass prison for his nefarious activities. 

 

 

COLUMBIA, SC 

A federal judge sentenced the S.C. leader of an international wildlife smuggling ring to more than a year in prison Monday for his role in trading rare turtles on the black market from his home in rural Orangeburg County.

The 16 months Steven Verren Baker will spend in a federal detention facility represents one of the first times anyone will have gone to prison in South Carolina for involvement in the illegal wildlife trade, prosecutors said after Monday’s court hearing. 

https://www.thestate.com/latest-news/article227294734.html 

- black Doug

 

You can't even fucking trade turtles? I thought this was America.

Hawk Hogan - 
kingofpancakes80 - You can't even fucking trade turtles? I thought this was America.

Turns out the turtle trade can be costly!!


I wonder if it's also illegal to traffic them for sex.

I think it's legal to traffic them for sex as long as you film it. 

It's just pornography, then. 

- black Doug

Hawk Hogan -
kingofpancakes80 -
Hawk Hogan - 
kingofpancakes80 - You can't even fucking trade turtles? I thought this was America.

Turns out the turtle trade can be costly!!


I wonder if it's also illegal to traffic them for sex.

I just want to see what a turtle dick looks like!

You 100% sure about that? 

I've seen them. 

- black Doug

densefog -

Prison for trading.

Just imagine if someone was killing them!

I think turtles are like newborn humans, it's okay to kill them at home, but it's illegal to traffic them internationally. 

- black Doug

This fucker had better come up with a better story of why he's doing time before he gets to general population.


Hawk Hogan -
dougie -
Hawk Hogan -
kingofpancakes80 -
Hawk Hogan - 
kingofpancakes80 - You can't even fucking trade turtles? I thought this was America.

Turns out the turtle trade can be costly!!


I wonder if it's also illegal to traffic them for sex.

I just want to see what a turtle dick looks like!

You 100% sure about that? 

I've seen them. 

- black Doug

Are they veiny?

Ask your parental guardian for permission before watching this video. 

 

- black Doug 

I'm sorry that the first video doesn't have any sound. 

Here's what a turtle humping sounds like. 

 

- black Doug 

 

When you remove a kingpin, usually something worse replaces him. 

 

Snail Smuggler

Perch Poker

Crappie ... Crapper

 

These are all real possibilities 

Do you guys think snails would eat a Homeslice?

Hawk Hogan - 

 



LOLOL, this!  Lots of freaking weirdos on this site lol.

LOL, fuck that guy.  Propagating turtles which are know to be a huge pest?  Unless they were either tortoises (land turtles) or sea turtles, in which case no biggie, they are generally not pests.  But freshwater turtles?  With rare exception that things are as bad as rodents.  

dougie -

Looks like Homeslice's Archenemy will be doing hard time in pound-me-in-the-ass prison for his nefarious activities. 

 

 

COLUMBIA, SC 

A federal judge sentenced the S.C. leader of an international wildlife smuggling ring to more than a year in prison Monday for his role in trading rare turtles on the black market from his home in rural Orangeburg County.

The 16 months Steven Verren Baker will spend in a federal detention facility represents one of the first times anyone will have gone to prison in South Carolina for involvement in the illegal wildlife trade, prosecutors said after Monday’s court hearing. 

https://www.thestate.com/latest-news/article227294734.html 

- black Doug

 

Looks like the famous BJJ Blackbelt Dave Lang to me

Hawk Hogan -

In for more turtle porn.. 

 

 

Hope this thread doesn’t go to the AD!

I got you. 

Coincidentally, this turtle is making the exact sounds I make when I'm disappointing a lady. 

 

- black Doug

Hawk Hogan -
dougie -
Hawk Hogan -

In for more turtle porn.. 

 

 

Hope this thread doesn’t go to the AD!

I got you. 

Coincidentally, this turtle is making the exact sounds I make when I'm disappointing a lady. 

 

- black Doug

I am so HARD right now!

I do the same ass slap before mounting and insertion, too. 

I usually use my hand, but I'm going to try headbutting that booty next time because it looks like it works. 

- black Doug

kingofpancakes80 - 
Hawk Hogan - 
kingofpancakes80 - You can't even fucking trade turtles? I thought this was America.

Turns out the turtle trade can be costly!!


I wonder if it's also illegal to traffic them for sex.

what if the turtles wanted it?

kingofpancakes80 - You can't even fucking trade turtles? I thought this was America.

You can. Legally. This guy is just an asshat.