attn: luke cummo

what's optimal here?

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4 looks best to me, looks tangy...like its got a little zip too it.

 

Number 6 is were the true flavor is.

4 is the urine of mt. dew drinkers

 My pee can be neon green after initially taking a multi vitamin.

lucas!

fuck, i should've asked "what goes best with chicken?"

sorry in advance for bumping this thread



for some reason i find it hilarious

hey, i apologized



not sure what else you want from me?

I once accidentally drank my own urine from a pop bottle that I filled up the night before, capped off and put in the fridge the following day. It was a green-tinted Vault bottle, but I poured the contents out onto ice. I'd say it was in the #2 range. It had surprisingly little flavour.

why did you put your urine in the fridge?

I was on the phone with a lady at 3am, and had enjoyed several malted beverages. I felt an urgency but didn't want to leave my bed, worried that I might trip over my ankled boxers.

The next morning, I forgot about it, and I found it later while cleaning my room. I saw the full, capped bottle, felt fantastic that I still had a soda, and put it in the fridge.

My friend had stopped down to pirate my internet, and I offered him a drink. He opted for water. I filled two big crystal classes with about 7-8 ice cubes each. I poured water into his, then cracked the cap of my bottle and dribbled the contends down into mine.

I took two massive gulps and then just sort of froze. I made terrified eye contact with my friend and then ran into the kitchen, where I tried to shove my whole hand down my throat, grasping at my epiglottis. I was unable to vomit.

He asked what the hell I was doing and I said, "I just drank my own piss! On the rocks!"

We laughed, but I felt it sloshing around in my stomach for the next few hours. Finally, at a bar of legend called the Red Dragon, I felt a need to urinate again. I walked into the restroom and saddled up between two hulking drunks at the urinals.

Before breaking the seal, I turned to both of them and said, "Guess what guys?"

They looked confused, and I continued, "I'm pissing my own piss."

 i took a #7 today

2JupitersTooMany - I was on the phone with a lady at 3am, and had enjoyed several malted beverages. I felt an urgency but didn't want to leave my bed, worried that I might trip over my ankled boxers.



The next morning, I forgot about it, and I found it later while cleaning my room. I saw the full, capped bottle, felt fantastic that I still had a soda, and put it in the fridge.



My friend had stopped down to pirate my internet, and I offered him a drink. He opted for water. I filled two big crystal classes with about 7-8 ice cubes each. I poured water into his, then cracked the cap of my bottle and dribbled the contends down into mine.



I took two massive gulps and then just sort of froze. I made terrified eye contact with my friend and then ran into the kitchen, where I tried to shove my whole hand down my throat, grasping at my epiglottis. I was unable to vomit.



He asked what the hell I was doing and I said, "I just drank my own piss! On the rocks!"



We laughed, but I felt it sloshing around in my stomach for the next few hours. Finally, at a bar of legend called the Red Dragon, I felt a need to urinate again. I walked into the restroom and saddled up between two hulking drunks at the urinals.



Before breaking the seal, I turned to both of them and said, "Guess what guys?"



They looked confused, and I continued, "I'm pissing my own piss."


lol, that's great



i knew a guy on the rugby team in college who's nickname was "40" because he drank two 40s of piss one night when he was drunk at a party (they were filled by his teammates)

why is 5 stronger and more bright yellow than 4 AND 6?

Luke?